Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*):
Ohhai Pluto, we've recognized you as a thought leader in planets, wanna join our solar system?
Pluto:
Wow, really? Where do I sign up????
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*):
Just log in with your Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, InstaPlanet, etc accounts!
Pluto:
WOW! I'm the luckiest meteor in the world!
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*):
No...luckiest PLANET, now...thanks to us.
Pluto:
WHOAH!
Two weeks later:
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*):
Ohhai, Pluto...sorry, but you haven't tweeted much, so we're gonna have to take back that whole planet perk.
Pluto:
WTF? There's a Disney dog named after me!
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*):
Yeah that's because of us. Thanks for your support!
Pluto:
But, but...who's replacing me?
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*):
@Scobleizer, his Pout score is 94.