Hi, my name is Joe Fernandez. I am really into creating things.

August 23, 2011

Pout.

  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Ohhai Pluto, we've recognized you as a thought leader in planets, wanna join our solar system?
  • Pluto: Wow, really? Where do I sign up????
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Just log in with your Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, InstaPlanet, etc accounts!
  • Pluto: WOW! I'm the luckiest meteor in the world!
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): No...luckiest PLANET, now...thanks to us.
  • Pluto: WHOAH!
  • Two weeks later:
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Ohhai, Pluto...sorry, but you haven't tweeted much, so we're gonna have to take back that whole planet perk.
  • Pluto: WTF? There's a Disney dog named after me!
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Yeah that's because of us. Thanks for your support!
  • Pluto: But, but...who's replacing me?
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): @Scobleizer, his Pout score is 94.
  • Pluto: *cries*
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