Hi, my name is Joe Fernandez. I am really into creating things.

March 7, 2013

When I discovered Klout and realized I had to manage my own social influence score…

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December 31, 2011

2011 - The year in sleeping

Places I slept this past year:

  • San Francisco
  • Los Angeles
  • Las Vegas
  • New York City
  • Lake Tahoe
  • Austin
  • Monte Rio (ca)
  • Dublin, Ireland
  • lots of airplanes

Surprised that the list is relatively small considering to how much I travelled. Most of trips were back and forth to nyc.  

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November 25, 2011
Based on Empire Strikes Back. Want. (via Nike SB Dunk High Premium Tauntauns | Hypebeast)

Based on Empire Strikes Back. Want.

(via Nike SB Dunk High Premium Tauntauns | Hypebeast)

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Sick (via TotalRuckus • View topic - RUCKSTERS Customs “gAME FUCKiN oVER” Added pG 14)

Sick

(via TotalRuckus • View topic - RUCKSTERS Customs “gAME FUCKiN oVER” Added pG 14)

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November 23, 2011
ratsoff: What Dogs Want | The Hairpin

ratsoff:

What Dogs Want | The Hairpin

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October 10, 2011
casemorton: #Klout Scores are all the rage today, but have you checked your Trout score yet? Tweet

casemorton:

#Klout Scores are all the rage today, but have you checked your Trout score yet?

Tweet

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September 18, 2011
tastefullyoffensive: via

tastefullyoffensive:

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August 23, 2011

Pout.

  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Ohhai Pluto, we've recognized you as a thought leader in planets, wanna join our solar system?
  • Pluto: Wow, really? Where do I sign up????
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Just log in with your Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, InstaPlanet, etc accounts!
  • Pluto: WOW! I'm the luckiest meteor in the world!
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): No...luckiest PLANET, now...thanks to us.
  • Pluto: WHOAH!
  • Two weeks later:
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Ohhai, Pluto...sorry, but you haven't tweeted much, so we're gonna have to take back that whole planet perk.
  • Pluto: WTF? There's a Disney dog named after me!
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Yeah that's because of us. Thanks for your support!
  • Pluto: But, but...who's replacing me?
  • Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): @Scobleizer, his Pout score is 94.
  • Pluto: *cries*
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June 25, 2011
nevver: Batman Riding Superman

nevver:

Batman Riding Superman

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January 1, 2011

2010 - The Year in Sleeping

  • San Francisco
  • Los Angeles
  • New York City
  • Las Vegas
  • Reno
  • Cedar Rapids
  • Kalispell
  • Seattle
  • Austin
  • Boston
  • London
  • Dublin
  • Pisa
  • Tuscany
  • Rome
  • Berlin

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The Walkman - In the New Year

Seems appropriate.

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December 21, 2010
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19)
  1. Cory Branan (1)
  2. Drag The River (1)
  3. Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy (1)
  4. The Answering Machine (1)
  5. Lightspeed Champion (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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December 5, 2010
nevver: I’ve got clout!

nevver:

I’ve got clout!

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August 30, 2010
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-29)
  1. The Gaslight Anthem (3)
  2. LCD Soundsystem (3)
  3. Dave Wrangler (2)
  4. See Green (2)
  5. The Hood Internet (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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April 24, 2010
efliv: dwineman: “You ever think about how in, like, a Tom Hanks movie, everyone lives in a reality in which there’s no such person as Tom Hanks? Because otherwise, people would be mistaking the main character for Tom Hanks all the time? So either Tom Hanks doesn’t exist in the world the movie takes place in, or he does exist but he looks like someone else? I mean, you could have a character break the fourth wall and go ‘Aren’t you the guy from Cast Away? Hey, sign my volleyball!’ or whatever but you can’t really do that in a serious screenplay, so you’re pretty much stuck with that bare minimum level of willing-suspension-of-disbelief before you even get started, unless it’s a period drama or something. And the funny thing is the more famous your star is, the bigger the leap of faith you’re asking the viewer to take when no one in your narrative universe recognizes him, so in a way, paradoxically, great actors undermine their own credibility by their very presence—hey, are you even listening to me? What are you—oh, that’s just Bob. He’s made of bubbles.”

efliv:

dwineman:

“You ever think about how in, like, a Tom Hanks movie, everyone lives in a reality in which there’s no such person as Tom Hanks? Because otherwise, people would be mistaking the main character for Tom Hanks all the time? So either Tom Hanks doesn’t exist in the world the movie takes place in, or he does exist but he looks like someone else? I mean, you could have a character break the fourth wall and go ‘Aren’t you the guy from Cast Away? Hey, sign my volleyball!’ or whatever but you can’t really do that in a serious screenplay, so you’re pretty much stuck with that bare minimum level of willing-suspension-of-disbelief before you even get started, unless it’s a period drama or something. And the funny thing is the more famous your star is, the bigger the leap of faith you’re asking the viewer to take when no one in your narrative universe recognizes him, so in a way, paradoxically, great actors undermine their own credibility by their very presence—hey, are you even listening to me? What are you—oh, that’s just Bob. He’s made of bubbles.”

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